Brazilian road rage

How to provoke road rage in Brazil in seven easy steps:1.
Lane split with your Kawasaki2.
Get squeezed by a woman driving a Fiat3.
React with some word exchange and a weak kick to the car4.
Woman drivers exits her lane to run you down and knocks you over against another car5.

React by jumping on the car’s hood6.
Driver takes off with you hanging on, drives across lanes onto a sidewalk and into a parked cars trying to kill you7.
Jump off and try to open the car door and then grab her and fight through the open window and then angrily retreatConclusion: Never piss off a Brazilian and think twice before acting on your road rage.